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DUSEKE!!!:: Byenda gusetsa 10 zatuma wirirwana akanyamuneza umunsi wose

NAWE WATUNGA IMODOKA Y'INZOZI ZAWE, KANDA HANO WIGURIRE IMODOKA ZIHENDUTSE GUHERA KU MAFARANGA IBIHUMBI 100 GUSA

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1. Umugabo yakundaga kutongana murugo burigihe mbese yariyenzaga uko atashye , rimwe umugore rero abwira abana ati dukore iyobwabaga amasuku nibindi byose bitameze neza turebe icyo ari bwitwaze , nuko nyamugabo atashye aritegerezaaaaaa ahamagara umugore ati mada ivumbi ryari riri kuriyi TV ririhe? Umugore ati twarihanaguye 😜umugabo ati nari nanditsemo nimero yumuntu kdi ndayikeneye😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Urukundo ruraha ndakurahiye!!!!

Girl: Cheri, ko mbona ukunda imipira yo hanze cyane, buriya ntuzi kuvuga indimi zaho?? Ndatekereza ko uzi igitariyani, icyesipanyolu, n’izindi.

Boy: huhu! Gira uti n’igiporutige n’igifaransa byose ndabizi!

Girl:Mmmmh, gira akantu gato umbwira mu cy’esipanyoli n’igitariyani.

Boy: Neymar Ronaldinho Totti Messi ronaldo Del Piero Gonzalo Dybala

Morata Maldini Di Natale suarez isco Pele

Girl: Waoooow… Ibyo bishatse kuvuga iki??

Boy: mu minsi y’ubuzima bwanjye bwose, uzahora uri uwa mbere!

Girl: (yamuhobeye cyane) cheri urakoooze! Nanjye ndagukunda pe!

Boy: N’Golo Kante…

Girl: Mmhh.. Ibi byo bisobanura iki?

Boy: biravuga ngo “nanjye ndagukunda”

3.Umusazi yinjiye murusengero n’inkoni ahagarara kumuryango avugira hejuru ati: “uwo mwategereje kuva kera araje”,

Abakristu barikanga ahita ajya imbere ati: “nababwiyeko nzaza nk’umujura ark ntimwumva ngo mwihane none ngiye kubahana”,

Batangira gusaba imbabazi nawe ati: “nababwiyeko ningaruka nta mbabazi nzaba nzanye”

Ahera kuri paster akubita kugeza kuwa nyuma arangije arasohoka ageze kumuryango arababwira ati: “ejo nzagaruka kubahana kuko ntimweretswe ko ndi umusazi!! 😁 😂

4.Umugabo yigwishije imbere y’amarembo ya BRALIRWA araraba . …abantu barahurura bati mutabare, umuntu arapfuye…bamugezeho, umwe ati: ni mumuzanire amazi anyweho tumuhungiza…wamugabo abyumvishe, ahita abyuka ati: _Oya,iyo nshaka amazi,nari kugwa Kuri WASAC.

5. Umugabo yabuze Ingofero ye ayishakira ahantu hose arayibura yiyemeza kujya kuyiba mu Kiliziya ku cyumweru. aragenda yicara impande y’aho abakiristu baza bazambaye bazibika. Padiri arigisha agera ku mategeko 10 y’Imana . Umugabo ayumvise yiyemeza kureka kuyiba ahubwo ajya kuvugana na Padiri. Aramubwira ati Rwose Uno munsi naje mfite gahunda yo kwiba ingofero ariko umaze kuvuga ariya mategeko Icumi nahise mbireka. Padiri ati Imana ishimwe rwose. Ngeze kuri ririya tegeko rya 7 rivuga ngo
Ntukibe niho wahise ureka umugambi warufite?
Umugabo ati Oya ahubwo ugeze kurya 6 ngo ntugasambane Niho nahise nibuka ahonataye iyanjye!!

6. Umusore yinjiye muri Taxi nuko imaze guhaguruka abwiraDriver ati: zimya iyo miziki yawe, kuko mu idini ryacu ntitwemerewe kumva indirimbo z’isi kubera ko mu gihe cyaYesu nta radiyo zabagaho!Driver azimya umuziki nuko ahagarika imodoka ku ruhande,abwira convoyeur ati kingura urugi.Wa musore ati bigenze gute 🤷‍♂ se ko tutagenda?Driver ati mu gihe cya Yesu nta taxi zabagaho, sohoka utegereze indogobe cg ingamiya! !

7. Mu rusengero Pasitoro ati: Ngiye kubaza ikibazo ugisubiza ndamuha telefone yanjye! Maze ati: ‘Yesu yagaburiye abantu bangahe i Betsayida?’

Maze Joriji ati: Abantu 5000 – Luka 9:10-17″

Pasitoro: Urakoze cyane akira telefone. Arongera ati: Mbaza nanjye nintsinda urayinsubiza!

Joriji ati: Ushobora kumbwira amazina yabo bantu?

Pasitoro : ati cweeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

8.Ngiye kubona mbona sms muri 4ne
iturutse ku mukobwa mwiza wa mbere muri
cartier abajama bose bubaha igira iti: wiriwe neza
amahoro yimana abe kuri wowe
wihangane kubyo ngiye kukubwira
mbimaranye igihe kitari gito mumutima wanjye
nanze kuniganwa nijambo ndagira ngo nkubwire
ko nagukunze wabyanga wabyemera
ngutekerezaho buri munota ndakurota buri joro
nkaba nifuza ko twaba inshuti, murakoze murare
aharyana.

Je t’aime encore!
Maze kuyisoma umutima urandya
ibyishimo birandenga mbona ahise ampamagara
mbanza kujya mu cyumba ndakinga
n’amadirishya yose ngo hatagira akansakuriza
nditaba

ahita ambwira ngo “sorry sms yayobye siwowe
nashakaga kuyoherereza ahita akupa
mwa!”😂😂😂😂😂🆗

9. Umukobwa mwiza cyane yari afite ubwiza burenze ubwa Bwiza Bwa Mashira bajya bavuga. Rimwe ajya mu rusengero ku mugoroba, mu gutaha imvura y’urudubi itangira kugwa arayugama. Nyuma yaje guhita nka saa ine z’ijoro, afata inzira arataha. Ageze mu gashyamba ahantu hatabona neza asanga abasore barindwi bamuteze ngo bamufate ku ngufu.Abibonye ahimba amayeri, afata Mobile ye atangira kwivugisha ati: “Allo,…ni byiza…ariko ko numva umbwira nabi…? Ngo nakwanduje SIDA? Guma hamwe nanjye sinayihamagariye…Ngo agakingirizo?….Wari uyobewe se ko ubwoko bwa SIDA yanjye buca mu gakingirizo?…Njye mfite ubwoko bukomatanije amoko atanu ya Sida ahubwo uwo nyiteye ntamara kabiri…..” Ubwo ba basore bose bahise biruka amasigamana, umukobwa yitahira ku mudendezo, naho abandi bo na n’ubu baracyiruka!

10. Umukecuru w ‘i Nyamirambo yatumiwe mu rukiko ngo ashinje umujura maze umupolisi ati; uyu muntu umuziho iki? Nawe ati” uyu mujama ni danger man nanjye ajya anyiyongoza akandasa bolo gusa nkikaruma nkapowa nkanga kumuteza abababironi “umupolisi ati” nonese mucyecu ubwo uvuze iki? Dore yanze no kwemera icyaha? “umucecuru araseka ati”umva bile ndagaswi ubwo se mwe ntimuyoka intero abyemeye yaba ari feke yaba yiraburije”nuko atera big up wa mujura aramwongorera ati”ukanire man ubakuzeho”

 

MURI IZI BYENDAGUSTSA NI IYIHE IGUSEKEJE CYANE????

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